Goldie Sings the Drakthar Adventure
Drakthar’s Demise
For every adventure (turn, turn, turn)
There is a purpose (turn, turn, turn)
And a chance for the Union of Justice to prove their courage!
A chance to question a dwarf named Orack
Who guarded the cave door; provoked our attack
We bravely subdued the Master of the Bath
Then down to the dungeon, foul Drakthar to track!
Search every cavern (learn, learn, learn)
For clues to his purpose (learn, learn, learn)
And vanquish his minions and goblins!
After many encounters with goblins and wargs
Looking for vampires, looking for fogs
Along came a dire wolf, immune to our missiles
Til he encountered the magic of Riddle
The wolf turned to gas (turn, turn, turn)
Drakthar the Fog? (turn, turn, turn)
He turned tail and fled from the Union!
But he did return, as a bugbear
That he was Drakthar we soon were aware
Upon Luke the Rogue he vented his ire
But he was no match for Noke’s fists of fire
He turned light to darkness (turn, turn, turn)
And ran off all gaseous (turn, turn, turn)
His next plan: to turn Noke against us
So we moved on, not knowing the scheme
Til in rat-battle, Noke turned on the team
Our raging monk-fighter, we had to subdue
This time we knew what we must do
Said DaVid to Drakthar: “Turn, Turn, Turn!”
Your evil to good! “Turn, Turn, Turn!”
Again he turned tail and fled from the Union!
It was now off, his coffin to find,
Instead we found a chest treasure-lined
Much later the rogue stood up and said
Behold a door, and Drakthar’s deathbed!
DaVid blessed the coffin (turn, turn, turn)
He could never return (turn, turn, turn)
Drakthar went poof! for the last time!
For every adventure (turn, turn, turn)
There is a purpose (turn, turn, turn)
And a chance for the Union of Justice to prove their courage!